just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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