this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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