I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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