32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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