I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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