But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
