Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Randomize
