omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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