Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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