You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
