if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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