Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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