just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Randomize
