That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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