So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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