His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Farmville is her only friend.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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