I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You dont lie about slip and slides
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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