I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
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