He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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