Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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