She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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