The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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