In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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