I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I think i got beer on your cat.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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