Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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