party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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