I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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