how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
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