Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I believe in your delicious
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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