True but thats because hes a fetus.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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