I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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