And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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