WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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