are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just wanna soil my oats bro
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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