is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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