My girlfriend figured out who you are.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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