I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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