There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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