Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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