so that wasnt chicken after all
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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