whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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