if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
