just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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