Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
