1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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