You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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