Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Randomize