We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
