How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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