wake up i wanna do it froggy style
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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