Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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