In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Randomize
