Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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