I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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