Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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