I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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