ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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