We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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