4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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